A fork of Rural Dictionary
Used to represent extreme exitement or suprise. See Screaming Jesus On A Ferris Wheel Easy term to explain the crucifiction of the son of God.
"Screaming Jesus on a Stick!!"
A term used in a cosplay skit, one about Narutards, and how many there are. Basically, it was one of the best skits I've seen, and it made me laugh. Jiraiya was great for saying this. But other than that, the term is basically the coolest thing ever, only being used by the truely amazing people.
Friend: Woah, check out that sick ride! Other Friend: Holy jesus convention, that is friggin' sweet!
Saying something with excitement or being surprised!
Guy:Hey did you see that baby do a back flip You: Holy jesus balls no way!
guy 1: Holy Jesus on Ice Skates!!! guy 2: Wats the deal? guy 1: Gary Coleman died!!!!!!!!
An expression used when something cool or mind blasting happens or is seen.
Holy Fucking Jesus!, that woman isn't a woman...it's a whale!
holy bloody jesus a phrase used in shock or surprise when curse words are not appropriate or you want to polite
holy bloody jesus that lightning strike was loud holy bloody jesus playing in the mud was fun