A fork of Rural Dictionary
Verb
To leave church before the pastor says to.
S31 E20
Rod: Wait we cant leave till the pastor says
Ned: Who told you that?
Tod: You did- you called it Homer Simpsoning
Probably the greatest character ever to grace the television screen. Incredibly dumb, yet insanely lovable. Full of classic quotes, stupid stunts, and an unending appetite. I love this man.
Hey, let's get stoned and watch Homer talk to Johnny Cash at the chili cookoff.
homer is my hero...he is the greatest man in the history of human existance
"If you're gonna get mad at me every time i do something stupid, i guess ill just stop doing stupid things"
Everyone's favorite over-weight, yellow-bellied bald-guy. Wears a short-sleeved shirt when wearing a tie. Isn't that weird?
"Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man - from Happyland! In a gum-drop house on Lollypop Lane! ... Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic."