A fork of Rural Dictionary
can be any of the following : A a super nerd. B a person who in socially awkward C a person who cant/wont go to school public for personal reasons* D a person who was never allowed to go to regular school and almost always ends up looking and acting like "L" from DEATH NOTE. And after the child is allowed to chose weather to go to public school or not, it is too late because the homeschooling has permanently alters his mind and even if he did go to a public school he knows he would probably snap E a person who thinks of others as inferior creatures and dislikes to associate with them, often the inventors of "the next big thing" warning! : homeschools are socialy unsure how to react to certain things, becareful what you say as they may misinturpret or over react.
setting : public school john : hi ex-homeschooler : dont talk to me. john : your wierd ex-home school-er : DONT INSULT ME! *breaks johns arm* the next day the ex home schooler is sent a to a mental institution to try to undo the effects of home schooling.
There are two types. Either extremely happy and spazzy and thinks everyone is his friend, or quietly keeps to himself and thinks of everyone as below him. generally speaking, someone who lacks social skills, always has one or 5 too many buttons done up, has to ask a parent before using "the search engine", wears crew socks, is not vegetarian, has youtube blocked on his computer, and has never been with more than 1 kid his own age at once.
public schooler: haha did you hear/see that kid. He's probably a homeschooler
1. someone who's parents don't want there kids doing drugs or getting pregnant.
public schooler: omg!! lady gaga is so awesum!!!! homeschooler: Who is that?
From ages 5-25 they can only make conversation with people ages +40 (aside from their own sibilings). Females from ages 5 to their death, wears a combination of the following: Flowery table cloth like vest, long sleeved button up shirts, 9 inch zipper back-pocketless jeans (Generally a 3 inch gap between the bottom of the jeans & the top of their boots), long baggy jean-skirts with a ruffle around the bottom. Males wear either a tucked-in all the way buttoned polo shirt or a tucked-in t-shirt with a german shepherd on it. Also wears annoyingly tight jeans or khaki dockers (all of which are tucked into their socks).
You will know within 10-seconds of an encounter with any random person if they are a homeschooler.
a really smart kid who meets the following criteria: really smart anti-social regardless of 15 extracurricular activities pro-life spelling bee champion homeschool debate team already in college... community college anti-evolution - no, sworn to defeat the evolutionists pro-creation, if you know what i mean. definitely their parents pro-bush conservative anti-liberal you get the point
normal person: you're a homeschooler? I never would've guessed! homeschooler: thanks!
1 - Someone who sits at home all day while upping their levels on World Of Warcraft. 2 - Super smart A+ kids who think they are better than you. 3 - Strange inbreds who slack off all day and have no friends or social life. NOT TRUE. I happen to be homeschooled. I have normal friends and a social life.. and i don't wear high waisted jeans. I think it's examples 1, 2, and 3, that give the rest of us a bad name.
John - Where do you go to school? Laura - I'm a homeschooler. John - Really? You're so.. normal.
:in general, the mindset of those who are unfamiliar with homeschooling is that homeschoolers are unsocialized, intolerant, self-righteous, abnormal people. Yes, some homeschoolers are. However, the vast majority are normal people who simply choose a more specialized/focused educational program. Through homeschooling, one has the freedom to move at one's own pace; completing work at a quicker pace or spending more time on a concept as needed. Many homeschoolers have tutors for some subjects, take a few courses at public high schools, use video courses, or enroll in college courses while still in high school, in addition to parental instruction. Mostly, they just want the freedom to pursue their interests in depth, while still fulfilling high school requirements.
As a homeschooler, I can place a high emphasis on music, yet not abandon academics, while pursuing my high school education. While maintaining a 4.2 GPA, I take music lessons, sing in choir, play in my city's youth symphony, and am highly involved in Marching Band, Symphonic Band, and Varsity Jazz Band at a public high school. I have also composed music for a drama to be performed at the high school. Yes, I do have many friends who are my age, a large percentage of them being public schooled. I also wear normal clothes and shop at stores like Express, American Eagle, and The Gap. I am a normal person who just likes to accomplish as much as possible.