Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

hornier

usually used in comparison with being horny

p1 - im horny p2 - well im hornier

by selext February 27, 2005

hornier then a three peckered goat

The ultimate of being horny.

Im walking a lil funny this morning girls, because my husband was hornier then a three peckered goat last night.

by canadarocks October 26, 2008

Hornier than a 4-balled tomcat

Used to describe someone who is VERY horny.

I haven't had sex in over a month and I'm hornier than a 4-balled tomcat.

by Grampy J. June 04, 2006

hornier than a two-dicked billy goat

Redneck terminology used throughout the old south; simile indicating one is extremely sexually aroused (i.e., other than eating, goats like nothing more than to fuck, therefore, a two-dicked billy goat would be beside himself wanting to fuck.) A common redneck pick-up line. Most common response to this redneck pick-up line? Me, too!

ooh-wee, look at that redhead yonder....she makes me hornier than a two-dicked billy goat!

by Rusty May 12, 2003

Hornier than a six-peckered tomcat in a pussy patch

When one is very horny. What is a pussy patch? You got me. Thanks rural upbringing for teaching me this one to give to you all

That slut's got me hornier than a six-peckered tomcat in a pussy patch.

by poonpatch June 25, 2009