Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

horse legs

a female with some legs that looks like a horses legs

EXAMPLE 1: "that bitch has some horse legs" EXAMPLE 2: "justin is getting some horse legs

by macroflationn February 20, 2014

Horse Legs

A Girl With Horse Legs Means She’s Got Thicc Thighs And A Fat Ass

That girls got horse legs

by Kidman February 13, 2020

horse leg

somoneone with long legs and a “bigdick

oh my goodness babe you got horse legs

by taytayswizzleyo March 21, 2018

Horse leg hitter

Whole bottle of Andre Champagne

Getting lit tonight. Gonna pull out that horse leg hitter and get weird.

by Paul blartt September 29, 2018

Leg Horse

A horse made of severed human legs

Phillip: Come on Leg Horse let's go

by SOSOOSOS January 02, 2019

like a horse with two legs

Another way to say "lame".

Dave: "Oh man I am so wasted! I was all right about 10 minutes ago, but I guess those last 10 shots must have done me in." Sam: "Shut up bitch. You've been nursing that can of Coors Light all night. And as for that ONE shot you took, you spit half that shit up, you two-beer queer." Dave: "Well, uh, didn't you see me do that 5-minute kegstand? Man I must have had about 20 beers there. I'm such an alcoholic I should start going to meetings." Sam: "You mean the 10-second kegstand on the keg of O'Doul's? Man you drink like a horse with two legs."

by Nick D November 11, 2003

I hitched my wagon to a horse with no legs

A phrase originally used in The Office which means to follow someone who isn't going anywhere or has no potential.

Your going nowhere! I hitched my wagon to a horse with no legs!

by Hrvatska Ned December 13, 2014