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horsedick

Genitalia of, around, or relating to horse.

My name...is horsedick.

by fcjsdajfashhf March 05, 2008

horsedick

A disgusting horny man whore who finds anything with a vagina attractive. Uses the term dude when talking to alleged 'friends'. Likes to talk to the herbs daily. Other terms associated with horse dick: pizza face , simba and horse. Wanna be Elvis. Has never heard of proactive.

There's horsedick, he's lookin' pretty Simba like today.

Horsedick Hound

A female that has the uncanny ability to find the Horsedick in every crowd.

I was minding my own business at the Bon Jovi concert, and out of nowhere, this Horsedick Hound came over and asked if she could touch it. I told her she could have the privilege after the concert.

by Tee Cee Deez March 17, 2019

horsedick fucktard

The most beautiful person ever ever ever. A LOVELY GIRL.

she's so lovely, you may even say she's a horsedick fucktard!

by hazelpene October 17, 2010