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hot taco

When someone, preferably a male, farts the most rancid and burning fart into a woman's vagina before or after sexual intercourse. Sometimes the mixture of seamen and fart can cause massive confusion in the woman that will lead her to kick you swiftly in the groin.

Tovey couldn't find his nuts days after he layed a hot taco in to Patricia's sweet n' salty Poon-tang.

by eltomlo August 17, 2008

hot taco

A Mexican lady that gives u a boner that just won't stop, but she is CHEESY on the inside too.

Damn, that chica is one hot taco.

I would totally fuck that hot taco.

by Jacob Nicaragua November 24, 2015

Hot Taco

The act of putting hot sauce on the tip of ones tounge before performing oral sex on a woman.

My girlfriend went to the hospital because i gave her a hot taco.

by The little devil August 18, 2010

Hot Taco

Noun: The sensation you get when you eat a taco while searching for porn involving a Latino woman eating cock while you masturbate.

Mark just had a Hot Taco in the other room before his mom came for a visit.

by Steven Cumshot April 25, 2011

hot taco

hot awesome

taco vagina

I'll bet that bitch is sportin' one screamin' hot taco

by sfbadger June 11, 2004

hot taco

Hot Taco: a sexual oddity, the woman lays on the floor as the man squats above the woman and procedes to shit between her tits, then the woman eats the SHIT from between her tits.

My wife is a real freak, but then she went to the extreme and asked for a Hot Taco.

Anyone hungry?

by PHUC Q. LEE July 02, 2006

hot taco

something a dumbass named tarren made up

tarren whitaker

by big pimp June 18, 2003