A fork of Rural Dictionary
Doug's Hotdogs. What are you thinking
I opened up shop here, but I had to change the name. Turns out theres already something called a hot doug!
Forcibly inserting feces into your girlfriend's vagina to use as a lubricant.
She was so dry that we had to give her the Hot Doug if we wanted to bump uglies
To use feces as a lubricant for sex.
I gave Sheila the Hot Doug last night, she was pissed.