A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you shit in one of those noisemakers that uncurls when you blow in it. Then blow in it really hard into someone's face.
Happy New Year! Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!
Super Quickly with no hesitation.
Despite all the crap in that romantic relationship, I'd do it all over again in a Hot New York second!!!!
Something that is young and fresh, usually dealing with the physical makeup of a human being. The opposite of old and busted.
Breon is old and busted. Meghan is the new hotness.
When a person who was previously not hot becomes hot and doesn’t realize it yet. Normally these people are cooler than people who have been hot their entire life. This is also known as buying in low.
Wow have you seen Megan in accounting? She lost a ton of weight and doesn’t even know how hot she is, she’s new hot unlike Tiffany who’s always been hot and is a total bitch!
The phenomena of increased attractiveness of a person who is new to your school/workplace/sharehouse/friendship group. Over time their attractiveness will return to its true value as you begin to notice their crooked teeth/lazy eye/big nose/other trivial imperfections.
Guy 1: "Have you seen the new girl at work? She's pretty hot. I'd give her a 9." Guy 2: "Yeah, but give it a couple of weeks. She's still new hot, so she could drop to a 8 or a 7." Guy 3: "And she could also just be work hot. Could send her down another point or 2."
To refer to something as being better than a previous ownership. Mostly used when talking about cars. Made famous by J.W.A.S!
Yo did u check out Josh's new hotness? Much better than that p.o.s Escort he used to have.