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Hover-a-bitch

A boy or man you meet while out with your friends who: 1. Offers little or infantile conversation. 2. Assumes that he is your dance partner and follows you to the floor. 3. Attempts to make himself a 'sheik' with his 'harem'; namely, you and your friends. 4. Doesn't even offer to buy drinks. 5. Often a sub par specimen to look at.

Marquia: Who is this guy? do you know him? Yania: Yeah, WTF! He is totally cramping our style! I was talking to this hottie and he rolled up and cb'd me! Alice: Girls, he is a total hover-a-bitch!

by LupaLatina December 17, 2009