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A state of being extremely jealous of women in another man's company, even if you have never met her before. Extremely contagious; symptoms include schweffing, cockblocking, and moaning about being so alone. Exacerbated when the guy accompanying the girl is a dickhole and/or friend.

Guy 1: Look at that ginger cunt with that hot girl... What a jeb end!

Guy 2: I saw her first asshole, stay the fuck away!

Guy 3: You guys have a bad case of the hoves...

When someone pays too much attention to another person with the goal being to get boned. Somewhere between hovering over and stalking.

Did you see Dave hoving on Karen at the party last night? She should have either punched him in the balls or given him a BJ.

Name tha Jay-Z has dubbed himself. from the hebrew word for god; Jehovah.Jay-Z also has been know as "Hova". And yes, Jay-Z is a GOD. HOVE!

H to the izz-O V to the izz-A

ACTUALLY, Adonai literally means "My master" in hebrew, although it is used to refer to god.

Jehova actually IS one of god's names, and is the one most frequently used in the bible, although jews pronounce it as Adonai because they think it's forbidden to say god's name out loud (And also because Jehova is only one opinion on how the four hebrew letters are actually pronounced)

Get your facts straight.

"He thinks he's a hove because he's just THAT cool."

Hoving is an add-on for when you call someone an idiot.

You could say it nameless... like: You're such a hoving, but its more fun to call someone, for example someone called Arjan: You're such an Arjan hoving.

When you love and hate someone

That is the defornational of hove.so a love hate relationship

I really hove my best mate

Not a pair of doves but a flock of doves

Oh looks it’s a bunch of hoves