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Hypermarblitis

A chronic female condition where the clitoris(marble) is in a constant state of excitement. Relief of the condition is typically achieved only by frequent if not constant sexual stimulation.

Hey Tony, Dimitra just walked into the party. Don’t waste your time wth any other girl, she’s got debilitating hypermarblitis—you could be fucking her in the next five minutes and for the next five hours. She’s the ride that never ends!

by Baby Ratt February 08, 2021