A fork of Rural Dictionary
pertaining to literary narrations that exhibit vomitous superfluity
Hypertonic fiction is magical realism gone wrong: it is when (post-Satanic Verses) Rushdie, in trying to achieve Marquez, bloats magic/metaphor to a point where a reader's "suspended disbelief" droops into profound mistrust.
The fastest form of music, if it even is. It goes from 1,200,000 BPM to "Infinity"1. 1: A.k.a: a point where you can't hear it even with audio amplification.
Dumbass: ew people make Hypertone? that's pretty gay Dumbass2: Hypertone is good you dumbass
Sticking it in your homie or a guy the night before a workout. This allows testosterone to be transferred between the 2 dudes. This method was created by Shulk.
My workout went crazyy today because me and some guy I met at the gym last week did some hypertonic osmosis last night.
Found only in Argentina. Side-effects include 'Thinking you are hatching from an egg.'
we smokin on dat hypertonic chinchillamoose kush. chea dat good shit