A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you shit your pants while your sleeping
Last night, "I fucked up"
When you mess up so bad there's almost no way out of it.
Person 1: "I fucked up, man" Person 2: "What happened?" Person 1: "I may or may not have sent my mom a dick pic." Person 2: "Oh shit. . ."
When you acknowledge that you made a pretty bad boo boo.
I think I dun fucked up in making this tv.
What you say when you're in the middle of a story and realize no one's listening.
I'm sitting at the dinner table, telling my girlfriends family about how we met. As I'm getting to the funny part, i realize no one's listening, so i abruptly finish with "and then i fucked her up the ass!"
means the person saying it plans to seriously injure or kill the person it is said too
Tom: Hey, dude, you want to fight? Hit me! Bill: Man, You should walk away! I have a black belt in karate. I will fuck you up!
What you say before you fuck something up.
Bill: Yo, Ted that combo is lookin' tight and long Ted: It's my BnB, I never fuck it up. *Drops combo* Ted: Shit....
I literally just engaged in sexual intercourse with you, but it was over so soon, you didn't enjoy it. Sorry.
Sorry, I just fucked you up. I'll do better next time. I promise.