A fork of Rural Dictionary
The 'I remember when' law states that if a person posts a picture of their child/grandchild/pet on social media then at least 50% of the replies to the post will be made up with people talking about their child/grandchild/pet.
"Here is a picture of little Maude taking a shit on the kitchen floor" "Oh that's so cute; George does this all the time" "They grow up so fast don't they? I remember when Alfie used to shit in the garage before bedtime"
An effective insult. Used when someone says something sophomoric. Made famous by Steve Martin on his "Wild and Crazy Guy" album.
(Audience member): What's your mood watch say? (Martin): Yeah, I remember when I had my first beer.
A sentence said when one is acting very immature to the point of extreme annoyance, as in how a young person may act when they have their first alcoholic beverage. Can also be said to somebody who is acting irritatingly foolish when drinking, or to a lightweight at drinking. Taken from a line Will Ferrell says to John C. Reilly in the comedy "Step Brothers".
1. Guy 1: "Dude, that Coors Light is gettin' to me!" Guy 2: "Yeeeeah, I remember when I had my first beer..." 2. Guy 1: "You're such a butthead." Guy 2: "Wow. I remember when I had my first beer."
A term originating in Montgomery and Bucks County. It's largely seen as a derogatory word towards women. It's used to call a specific women a useless slut.
Jill: Hey Billy I am so sick of you, you are such an asshole. Billy: Wow Jill all I know is I remember when I fell off my dinosaur and I am glad we are through. Jill: You are such an asshole.