A fork of Rural Dictionary
Literally the worst fan fiction ever about Larry Stylinson. It romanticises aspergers and borderline personality disorder which are serious conditions, like dude, just say you’re stupid and go.
Person A: Have you read I sleep naked, it’s one of my favourites! Person B: NOOO!! If you need fanfic recommendations you could've just said so, but I sleep naked is NOT IT. It romanticises mental illnesses. Person A: what should I read then? Person B: well, young and beautiful by velvetoscar, escapade by dolce_piccante, unbelievers by isthatyoularry, tired tired sea by mediawhore, and tonnes more.
how do I sleep? Step 1: close eyes Step 2: relax body Step 3: Discard all thoughts Step 4: Rest. Did it work????
How do I sleep? Hmmm here maybe this will work
They are lying. They were not sleep they were texting some other nigga
(8:58 a.m) Me: are you gonna text me back? (8:58 p.m) them: oh my bad I was sleep
go to bed, and close your eyes.
Person 1 : this concert is so boring Person 1 : i wanna sleep Person 2 : *Brings bed into concert* Person 2 : here
Usually described as an activity that we participate in for 1/3rd of our lives, it's the best feeling ever. We hated doing it when we were kids, but can't get enough of it as adults... However on Facebook it can be defined as posting random shit that is irrelevant in the act or desire of either sleep or the love for it.
Correct way: Proper example: I had such a long day, I can't wait to crawl into my new comforter and hibernate like a bear during Winter, man I love sleep! Incorrect way: Example: Let's punch each other in the face! Facebook example: HEY GUIZE!!! Age Sex Location??? Random picture of an armless person - HIT LIKE!!!
if someone send this to you, THEY WANT TO TALK TO YOU you silly goose
“hey, i can’t sleep” “mk wanna play gp?” “fosho”