A fork of Rural Dictionary
Iceland vs. Canada?? god help you. As one higly ranked officer on the u.n.army base in Keflavik said: "We, and the rest of the world should be thankful that this nation does not have an army and is peaceful, because specially trained navy-seal go partying downtown Reykjavik,and if they have an attitude towards the locals and go looking for a fight, they get beaten up by teenagers!! The vikings are alive but peaceful, but don´t give a drunk one a attitude, because they don´t know what it means to run away and don´t care about getting hurt, they just go berserk (another word for viking). It´s a matter of pride for them, imprinted in their genes. An army of Iceland would be without a dought the best fighting force of the planet, but as the acient warriors, they understand that fighting and violence is not the way to live. But when they drink all that can be easily forgotten, and they do drink alot. Just look at the cod-wars. Icelandic coastguard-ship going head on in a game of chicken with huge british warships, and simply dare-ing them to use their guns. And of course the Icelanders never backed, never gave up, and won these "peaceful"-wars three times in a row!" ....so Canada? Don´t mess with what you know nothing of, ´cause you might hurt yourself in the progress.
Iceland : named the land of ice so people in overcrowded cities of Europe wouldn´t flock out there. Some say the best kept secret of the world. Greenland: named so to attract people in Iceland to move there, but it didn´t work but the name stuck.
an volcanic, harsh but beutiful and indepentend island north of Britain. It was settled last of the contries in Europe but has enjoyed an republic leadership for the longest of any contries in the world We are not Norwiegian
On iceland youl know the menaning of beuty
An unusual chain of British supermarkets selling a large variety of low-price food and, for no apparent reason, bad quality dishwashers, freezers and other kitchen equipment. Chosen grocery store of the more upmarket chav, Iceland also specialize in extravagant but completely irrelevant deals, such as: 'Buy these chicken dippers, get this tin of vitamin supplements, this jar of pickled gherkins, this bag of dog food, a whole turkey, this tub of butter and a kettle - free! All for just £2.95!'
Iceland - because mums are heroes.
Volcanic island, north of Britain. We are known for our strong vikings and our beutiful girls. In Iceland, there are always party. That's probably one of the reasons why we're always drunk. But there is everything very expensive (specily the beer.) Iceland is one of the riches countries in the world, and it is the best place in the world to live in.
Famous Icelanders: Bjork Quarshi Studmenn Eidur Gudjonssen and many, many more....
A small and isolated country in the northern Europe, which is very green and has beautiful pastures, and does NOT have glaciers, like the Americans seem to think (see James Bond, Die another day).
My cattle are out on the green pastures in that valley. Just because the name of the country is Iceland it doesnt mean that it has glaciers...
Referred to as the "shit-hole" of the planet. Iceland has a population of approximately 400 people. The gay population on iceland is estimated to be around 395. The other 5 people are phedophiles. There were recent discussions of what to do with the island. Many world leaders voted to nuke it, others voted to invade it and make it a colony. The question of what to do with iceland remains, although Canada may be gearing up to take it over, as they have sent 3 highly trained mounties to overtake the shit-hole.
To oppose corruption & do something about it using the power of people in numbers. And to succeed because the right to have rights is stronger than the desire to be controlled by cronies.
"I'm sick of the man sticking it to us, let's mobilize the people and start Icelanding!"