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my bong that rips minds with its freezing cold smoke due to its ice catcher

fuck dude icey mike got me caught last night i got too high

There's a few different "Icey Mikes", but one I've heard is where you take a shit, freeze it, and then when it's frozen a girl has sex with the frozen turd, just like a dildo.

That girl gave herself an Icey Mike, I'm never touching her again!

1.When an icicle is used like a dildo. 2.When an icicle is stuck in the vagina or asshole unexpectedly.

1.The icey mike was fine for a minute, until my vagina became numb from the cold. 2.An icey mike in the ass, is a no-fail alarm clock.

Filling a condom up with water, much in the same style as a water baloon, freezing it and then using it for insertion, either on ones self or on another.

"My girlfriend loves playing with ice cubes, so I made an icey mike to really get her going..."

n. - The act of ejaculating into an ice cube tray and letting the semen freeze thoroughly, then using the ejaculate ice cubes in an unsuspecting guests drink.

man #1 - Let's pull an icey mike on Joe! He's coming over in 3 hours! man #2 - Ok, I'll cum in the ice cube tray, you check to see if my ethiopian can opener is ready!

n- the original Icey Mike was a urine-filled condom that was frozen in order to be used as a sex toy -- e.g. dildo.

Instead of giving her a Golden Shower, he decided to make her an Icey Mike for when he was away.

Using a frozen turd as a dildo. Sometimes a condom is used to form the feces into the desired shape, but this is optional, and dependant on the firmness and consistency of the stool sample.

My last girlfriend was a prude. She dumped me after I went to the freezer and showed her the Icey Mike I had planned for her...I mean us.