Country Dictionary

A giant maze with furniture inside it.

guy1- Man I got lost in ikea last, i had to find the bedroom section and sleep there for the night.

(n)1. The greatest furniture store if you want to get rid of your children.

2. The rules of quality that Ikea stands by is to put it in a million pieces and make all the products just the slightest bit

crooked

I've been here for thirty years in this Ikea store, still trying to find my mother in all this furniture.

Swedish for "see if you can put this shit together."

OK, we got the boxes to fit in the car and carried them up 4 flights of stairs.. time to IKEA."

maze.

IKEA is a maze.

A large furniture store that sells everything in a million pieces.

(open something that unexpectedly needs to be assembled)"Shit! I got Ikea'd"

A big ass store with a lot of furniture and is always crowded. And some Swedish foods.

"I gotta run to IKEA. I need a new bed"

A magical big blue Swedish box responsible for most fights, break ups and injuries.

Me and my (Ex)wife went to IKEA this morning. We fought for hours and I hurt my toe from a flatpack shelf collapsing.