A fork of Rural Dictionary
Insane Laughing Disorder.
When one starts laughing and cannot stop.
Person 1: A lady had 3 daughters. The first daughter asks her mother why she was called Rose. The mother says "Why, darling, when you were born, a rose fell on your head. The second daughter asks why she is called Daisy. The mother replies "Because a daisy fell on your head when you were born". The third daughter approaches the mother and says "UUHHHHHHHH!!", the mother replies "Oh shut up Fridge!"
Person 2: LOLOLOLOL LMFAO ROFL AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA etc
Person 1: Dude, what is up with you? You have ILD.
International Long Distance
A type of telephone call.
Jim : Please made an ILD call to Mary, she is waiting for you!
Jack : Why? I'd better wait for her call as it's too costly for me to call her.
"CHangeling I'd Like to Destroy"
Little is known of this hostile alien species, but it's definetly probably hostile to humans.
Are you ready to hunt that CH-ILD?
A shortened way to say, "I like dat"
Oooo, you're bringing over take out for dinner? ild