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worst place to live. ingham is known for being full of narcissistic rich kids from gilroy, druggies and drunks from ingham high or random boys that sit out the front of KFC. If you haven’t left ingham yet the probably means your a fuckwit farmer or you’re waiting to finish school so you can get the fuck out of that town

ingham boy: wanna go sit out the front of kfc?

townsville boy: come near me again and i’ll drown you bud, you’re from ingham

Ingham is about the equivelant of a bunch of fuckwit farmers and ice dealers co-inciding in a lil mini town, filled with lil mini italians and more 4wheel drive cars than you could wave your cock at.

Tud: Im a hectic cunt
Guy 1: Fuck up bud, your from ingham.

Possibly the worst place you can live.Ingham is known for being full of narcissistic rich kids from Gilroy, druggies and drunks from ingham high or those random boys that sit out the front of KFC. If you live here, it’s either you’re family are fuckwit farmers or you're waiting to finish school and get the fuck out of that place.

ingham boy: wanna go sit out the front of kfc?

townsville boy: come near me again and i’ll drown you bud, you’re from ingham

a vicious man eating liberal who prowls in high schools chasing down children as he is on a quest to be the bravest caveman around. if he isn't giving you a headache he is not doing his job!

an 'Ingham' is an old man on a bicycle

As the popular phrase “Are you Chris ingham?!” Is being spread worldwide I would like to define it bros.so basically guys my stinky prozzie of a cousin is chris ingham and Chris ingham is the most unpopular YouTube star he is also the creator of #kissagingerday

“ARE YOU CHRIS INGHAM?”

All you need to know about Chris Ingham is:

He creeps on young women.

He shows love to his wife by cheating on her (not that she gives a rats arse anyway)

He loves his career but not doing all of the hard, painful work.

He is a doctor with no qualifications but believe him, he is a doctor.

His surname is Delonge. Not Ingham. You bunch of haters!

He likes beanies. He has one for ibis meet ups and one for family man time.

Forbidden cheese hides under the beanie. He is planning to sell the peculiar cheese. “Cheesy and Me”.

Has a micro penis. 2 second guy. (Allegedly).

Has 3 daughters (one on the way), 1 stepdaughter, 2 sons and a marriage for profit.

Keeps losing go-pros.

One of the best skaters in the UK but only knows one trick.

Has a face like a slapped pig’s testicle.

“If any tv productions or movie studios are making a Jimmy saville documentary and looking for a double of saville, Chris Ingham is their guy...with his red shiny tracksuit and track record”

A girl with the most plumpest, juiciest, roundest ass.

Damn her ass phat? Must be shannon ingham