A fork of Rural Dictionary
the best people ever. why? no reasons, we just are.
my parents are both irish. my dad, AND my mom.
The Conscience of the world. You dickheads keep fuckin' things up, and us Irish have to sort out the mess. Don't ever forget that.
Every 3rd world country where you find relief workers, you find mostly Irish. Bob Geldof and Bono. The only 2 Non-Country Leaders at the G8 summit. 'Cos the Leaders can't be fuckin' trusted. Don't ever forget that.
People From Ireland(Obviously) The Language Spoken by the Irish(Gaeilge) A Nation far Greater than Britian A Nation to be proud to be Born in Not just a place full of potatoes and drink The founders of Guinness The Nation who kicked the bastard Brits out of Ireland! For all my fellow irishmen reading this I salute you and advise you to give this definition a thumbs up!
Irish kick ass way better than Britian
A guy who can get pretty much any girl he wants by just smiling, laughing, and talking. She doesn't even have to be drunk and he doesn't even have to say anything interesting or sweet.
I went out with that Irish guy and he bought me lots of drinks. But little did he know, all he had to do was smile, laugh, and talk about how much he likes to build stuff.
" Negroes turned inside out." The Irish are a cultured and intelligent people who have been discriminated against in both England and America. Believe me, those WASPs weren't always holding parades for us. They used to burn our churchs, lynch us, fire us first, hire us last. Plus, since we were all poor, did all that jigging, and drank a lot they didn't consider us white. They used to call us "negroes turned inside out." So don't take your heritage for granted, my fellow Irishmen. We've been through a lot. Thats probably why Irish women are some of the most strong-willed, brave women in the world, a long with black, italian, and jewish women. The same goes for our hard-working men, who gave their lives on the assembly lines. Never forget.
Know your roots, my fellow irishmen. Irish pride.