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itunes

A stupidly large program developed by Apple Computer, whose purpose is to take control of your music and your Ipod in an extremely irritating fashion, while blocking anything you want to do, and instead executing what Apple Computer wants you to do.

ok dear PC, now lets try to transfer this file into my... huh? what is this crap? just save it! ... mmmmh again.... where the hell... damn.. NO!! .... aaaaaaAAAAGH... FUCK YOU ITUNES FUCK YOU APPLE!!

by miguelrdz November 02, 2008

itunes

A stupid ass music downloading programme run by Apple in order to get songs onto your iPod. At 79p per track, it would cost me around £3950 to fill my iPod.

79p per track? Fuck that.

by Biddy July 16, 2005

itunes

Useful program, but unfortunately the ultimate resource hog. Even a single minor maintenance update is around 100 MB to download, every single freakin' time. Takes up way more space than it oughta in memory, if you can even get it to start up at all.

Bob: You get the new iTunes? Joe: Yeah, "upgraded" from 8.1.1 to 8.1.2. Same as the old iTunes.

by Agent0042 July 03, 2009

itunes

A music program created by Apple. Destroys and ruins all of your music files, supposed to organize them but does the opposite. Windows Media player is better by miles.

I downloaded Itune's to organize 5 gigs of music, and it created triplicates of every song and mixed them up to hell. Song named: "08 The Fall Through Ginnungagap" :Amon Amarth Itunes renamed it to "08 The Fall": Amon Amarth Then created a new song "09 Ginnugagap" : Macy gray

by Taylor Payne December 26, 2007

itunes

A music program created solely for completely tripping psychadelic drug users out when they turn the visualisations on full screen.

Just drop a tab of acid, open itunes and press Ctrl+T, you'll know what i mean...

by TwigmanUK July 09, 2006

itunes

I downloaded itunes after a friend told me it was awesome. So after 2 hours of converting my music to mp3 and putting them into folders. I then found out that it can't find song info from the internet which I need to keep my music organised. Probably used so much for the music shop & comes with ipods, but I dont buy music or own a ipod so it was useless. A much better media player is mediamonkey which can sync ipods if you need to aswell.

friend: dude get itunes it kicks ass! me: alright can it organise your music? friend: yea man it can do that me: *waits two hours for converting* me: i though you said this could organise your music? friend: it does man it puts everything into folders! me: *hits head against table and thinks about the two hours that was wasted*

by Drifter April 22, 2006

itunes

a silly little programme that makes more sense when you run it on microshit and dont have an apple ipod

Idiot: "have you got an ipod?" Me: "nope" Idiot: "then why you got itunes" Me: "why not? it makes more sense having itunes without an ipod"

by Yapstarr September 25, 2006