A fork of Rural Dictionary
Anyone who has a name that starts with a letter J is definitely most annoying person in the whole.
“J name” makes me want to dig a hole and die in it
If you have a J name, you are obnoxious, irritating, eccentric, troublesome, provoking, unconventional, weird and a freak. Sorry J's
Jackson has a j name. He's so obnoxious, irritating, eccentric, troublesome, provoking, unconventional, weird and a freak.
When a person has a J at the start of their name, usually either a complete asshole that likes to manipulate everyone and everything that exists OR the sweetest most caring person you'll ever see. (10% chance) Usually though, they are better off to be left alone.
EXAMPLE: J: I wish you were never born! I don't deserve you... you suck! 2: go fuck yourself J: Why are you being so mean! I did nothing wrong.. Example 2: 1: I've met the sweetest person! They're a J name! 2: Are you sure?
Y’all girls are gonna like this one :) J names are the worst, they like to cheat on everyone They also jump from one file to another, they always steal hearts and breaks them, but here’s the thing, I’m a boy with a j name, my name is jayden, funny right, you can trust me though :) I’m loyal as can be
Ashley: girls guess what😭 Emma: what? Ashley: my bf broke up with me😭 Tanner: let me guess, was it a j name? Ashley: yep😭 Emma: j names are douche bags
J name theory is that any guy who's name starts with a J is complete crap and you shouldn't date them. Ask your friends. Very few guys with a name that starts with a J is worth anyone's time.
Hey do you remember my ex, J____? Yeah, wasn't he a piece of crap? Yeah!!! Doesn't that just prove the J name theory?!
This month goes from December 25th to January 25th. During this month, you are allowed to make fun of people with names which begin with the letter J
Joe: Today Is Going to be a good day! Mike: Loser Joe: Oh no, it’s Make fun of people with J names month :(
A theory which states that a mysterious force causes people to replace others' names if they start with a J and end with an N. Works 10 - 15% of the time.
Example of the J-N-Names Theory: Jadon: *Walks into class* Teacher: Good morning, Jonathon! Jadon: (Internally) THAT'S NOT MY NAME!!!