A fork of Rural Dictionary
a crybaby loser pussy-type who needs to grow some cajones and start acting like a man
Billy: "Dude, I can't get Ronnie to play tackle football with us 'cause he's too afraid of getting hit." Jimmy: "It doesn't surprise me, he's always been a fuckin' jackwagon anyway."
A person who fails to fulfill their duties to a pre-planned party. Ex: doesn't bring the ice cream. Other traits include but are not limmited to, hoarding details, whining about mundane tasks, and being generally "Bleck".
Why did I write J.W. on this list?" "Because Jackwagon cry baby left us without the ice cream, so he has to bring what we tell him.
(noun) -A vulgar term used to describe a person whose opinion is held in very low regard and considered irrelevant. - Worthless individual.
unfortunately This years Presidential candidate is a total jackwagon.
A useless piece of equipment, usually military, used to refer to a mule-drawn freight wagon which had been pieced together from dicarded or substandard parts, and subject to frequent breakdowns. Jackwagons typically were good for only one or two uses, then abandoned or discarded along roadsides and in ditches, and were often re-cannibalized to create new jackwagons.
"Maybe we should trot on over to mambypamby land and get you som confidence - you jackwagon!" Geico commercial