A fork of Rural Dictionary
An awesome human being who is liked by everyone they meet.
I like this kid a lot. He's definitely a Jaffe.
The God of all D-poles in the Country. He is the best lacrosse player ever. In fact, it is rumored that several Connecticut College Lacrosse players have seen him flying, spit fire, and even play entire lacrosse games with his eyes closed.
Dave Cambell: I went to church today and saw God. Malcolm: No, Dave, that was Jaffe today at the Whittier Lacrosse game. Dave Cambell: Thats right, I should have known. Oh, Malcolm, by the way, I have a huge rod.
Stands for Just Another Fantasy Franchise. Harry Potter has caused an explosion of profitable (if not well written) fantasy book series being turned into movies, games, terrible fanart... This term describes any games, books or films cashing in on the recent slew of vampires, magic and swords.
"Hey, is Eragon any good?" "Nah, it's jaff. Read Narnia instead."