Country Dictionary

A really shitty automobile

"Chippy's car is a complete jalope"

To smack or attack someone with a penis.

*thwack*
I just jaloped you!

a dumb or goofy person

your a jalop for locking the keys in the car.

Jumping, and hopping.

"Man, jalopping is such a workout."

being greedy over food or too damn big

There is no reason you should’ve that much on yo tray it’s giving jalop

boobies. used by Pablo Francisco.

check out her jalops!

v. To cock slap someone, typically in the face, also see jallop.

After beating Joe in Warcraft III, Tommy jaloped him right in the face.