A fork of Rural Dictionary
To take a solid shit, and fuck (prarie dog) a girls pussy (or ass) with it.
My girlfriend was being a bitch, so I james dicked her.
n. - Richard D. James. see Aphex Twin
Hear the new Dick James? Fucking slams.
One who sucks dick and jams finger in ass while whistling at the same time meaning she is very talented and is a whore.
Kristen: Mike you are such a cock shiner
Mike: Well its better than being a Butt Whistling Finger Jaming Dick Sucking Whore
When you feel like a gangsta so you put on blackface and dunk your balls in her grandma and drill a hole in her coochie because you are a smooth criminal and get that slop gawk from her dad
John: “Jessica was talking shit so I Lebron James dunky wunky dick driller thriller gawk gawk slop 3000‘d her ass”
James: “holy shit dude ur a smooth criminal”
A James dick is a massive long penis and is very good in bed,