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A bad ass bitches birthday🥳😍 If you we’re born on january 18 u are one of the baddest bitches out there!🥵💋 You are a baddie and be proud😘

girls/boys born on january 18th are the baddest out there

today is national slap any booty day. enjoy this blessed day. 🍑

any uncultured swine: what national day is january 18?

me: it’s national slap booty day! hit mine up why don’t you.

national spongebob day
watch spongebob and shit idk

roadman 1: wagwan fam
roadman 2: alright blud?
roadman 1: ye lad my birthday on january 18
roadman 2: so wot fam?
roadman 1: its spongebob day
roadman 2: ah that proper peng
random chav: oi roadman, ye you’s proper fire fam is your birthday january 18?
roadman 1: ye fam lets go

The best day ever! Um today a phoopachinga was born so honor a phoopachinga by saying wah sah

Phoopachinga: Wah sah it’s january 18th
Another phoopachinga: oml I love that day
Anybody else: LOVE THAT FOR U SIS

My moutherfucking birthday bitch

Hey it’s January 18 aka my moutherfucking birthday

It’s national virgins day , to all the virgins out there

It’s january 18 , it’s time to celebrate my virginity.

National bitch slapday! Tired of new years resolutions and shitty people telling you need to fix your life well you have an excuse to Fuckin bitch slap them on national bitch slap day.

Toxic friend : "Your so lucky to have a friend that isn't as lame as you loser"
You: *Bitch slaps Toxic friend* "January 18 man national bitch slap day!"
Toxic friend : "Oh my God I'm calling the police"
You: "pshhhh what are they gonna do it's national bitch slap day beech!" *Bitch slaps Toxic friend double*
Toxic friend : *Fatality *