A fork of Rural Dictionary
if you were born on this day, ur a crackhead and the funniest person ever. periodt.
McKenzie: “yo when were you born?”
Lilly: “January 22nd, why?”
McKenzie: “that explains a lot..”
national give your girlfriend your hoodie day
it’s january 22 so give that girl you like a cute hoodie
january 22 national piggyback day .
Joey : give me a piggyback ride !!
Rachel : why ?
Joey : it’s january 22.. duhh !!
feels like summer but you wanna go home cause you don’t like summer in the first place.
either the best day of your life or your literal worst. most probably going to be the latter.
happy birthday to aquarians!
“Ms, what date is it today?”
“It’s January 22!”
It's a day were all the sweetest people are. They are loyal and they care about their friends and family, and they have a very big heart. They are really nice and they are the people that you want to hang out with all the time.
Boyfriend: It's my birthday, January 22
Girlfriend: No wonder your the best boyfriend ever!
January 22 the day your guy best friend has to twerk and send a video of him doing it
Emily: It’s January 22
Some guy friend:oh ok here’s a video of me twerking
The best person in the worlds birthday: the mayor of flavor town himself! Guy Fieri!
Guy Fieri’s birthday is on January 22