Country Dictionary

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japenese

Code word for having an erection

"oh dude i got really japenese in history it was terrible" "Yeah... i noticed"

by Inanimate Reflex June 15, 2007

Japenese Welsch

When you pull the scrotum over the penis and flick it repeatedly until it gets numb and blue, and then tea bag your partner repeatedly until they lose consciousness.

I Japenese Welsched that bitch so hard she got brain hemorrhages.

by SMLIFLE March 27, 2008

Japenese empire

A fraze use when leaving an xbox live party.

For the honour of the japenese empire!

by jimmy2323243424234 July 31, 2012

japenese pompon

After climaxing from anal sex, a straw is inserted in the the dilated orifice in order to drink the sperm like a hot chocolats

in college this guy manage to hide during hazing day so the they gave him a choice "Either you give the local slut a japenese pompon or she rams you with a nine inche strap on "... the guy walked funny for a week !

by Mac cheese July 01, 2017

Japenese Pilot

It's cold outside. As in: "There is a Nip in the air"

Geezer1: Japenese Pilot mate! Geezer 2: Yeah it's freezing.

by Ali Geezus March 11, 2004

Japenese Popsicle

When your having sex with a girl and you pull out and put it in a bucket of ice, upon pulling it out of the ice you realize your now japenese size and u reinsert.

I was doin this chick last night when i hit her with the Japenese popsicle took me forever to get back to american size.

by Daddy8185 November 09, 2010

turning japenese

When at the end of cronic masturbation, you start too look japenese. My friend who is chinese said that this is what it means, i don't know.

Dude when i was in science class i masturbated so hard that i was turning japenese.

by ukrainekid May 14, 2007