Country Dictionary

a fold of the crotch region of the jeans, resembling a generous portion of penis

After slouching for several hours Joey's jeans and slide down his waist creating a ginormous jeanis

when a girl is wearing a pair of jeans or trousers and whenever she sits down the trousers form into a bulge and she appears to have a penis.

Thats a jeanis.

(jeans + penis)

omg! Nooo... ive got a total jeanis!!

when a girl sits down while wearing a pair of ill fitting jeans and there is a bulge in the crotch area

i have a major jeanis goin on

Super-cool and self-assured, "Jeanie"s actually enjoy that statistically speaking, they don't even fall in the top THOUSAND of popular baby names in the last half-century. Her name (ONE "n", ONE "i", thank you) is not the only thing that sets her apart. She can spot a poser from a mile away, and subsequently cut them down with her signature thousand-yard stare. Friendly and cultured, but word to the wise - do NOT cross her.

"Jeanie? As in, 'I Dream of...?' Can you grant me three wishes?"

"Ha ha, good one. First time I've heard that! TODAY."

The crease in jeans that occurs on your zipper when you sit down. Looks like a small penis, hence "jeanis"

Dude, nice jeanis, you horny bastard!

A Mexicanese Goddess whose which beauty is undescribable with words and can only be explained with a wide-eyed open-mouthed drooling facial expression.

A Comatose in which the subject is rendered immobile due to the overwhelming beauty of this "Jeanie"

The greatest friend you will ever have. They are extremely chill and you will feel comfortable enough to say anything around one. Jeanies are super sweet and are always there for you, but never cross a Jeanie. A Jeanie will fuck you up before you even realize what's going on. Nonetheless you will always love your Jeanie.

Damn that girl is a total Jeanie!
Yeah I heard she's hella lit