A fork of Rural Dictionary
Jellybaby: a nasty viral disease, commonly caught by nightclub staff on a weekly basis, causing nausia, vomiting and can in some cases lead to a total mental breakdown. Symptoms include: arsehole punters, the selling of jellyshots and soiled beanbags.
I'm going to have to call in sick tonight for work, i've got a bad case of 'The Jellybaby'
You get a mouthful of jellybabies of any kind (the cheaper the better) and you spit them all inside someone's vagina. You have sex with the girl and cum inside them. After the girl squeezes all the jellybabies into a jar, juices and all and you can both share or wolf it down yourself!
"Oi girl! I'm gonna give you a West Kent Jellybaby you ain't never gonna forget!"