A fork of Rural Dictionary
People who just won't leave you alone.
(Please combine this with the previous definition just submitted) "jerkoffism"
Someone who is a complete dickhead and is a complete and total loser. Someone who has just completely and utterly screwed up your day, just by sight, and no one can fix it.
Perry David Kohrs is a jerkoff.
having qualities that evoke the urge to masturbate
Mark: Hey, have you guys see 2 girls and a cup?
Jason: Is it jerkoffable?
Mark: If you're into that stuff....
A douche bag who despite there cockiness and outward appearance is a secret fag and an obvious moron.
That jerkoff only dates slags.