Country Dictionary

V. The act of jerking off so much everyday that it makes you extremely ill

I.e. "Dude where's Keegan?"
"Faggot is at home because He's got a temp. Of 104 because of his severe case of jerkoffitis"
"Let's pray he survives"

someone who is a complete prick, but at the same time manages to be a loser and a flamer.

man, what a jerkoff he is.

n. A complete and total prick/asshole by most standards; A person that can be mean, ignorant, and nasty at the same time.

That kid ruined my day, what a jerkoff.

Someone who is a complete dickhead and is a complete and total loser. Someone who has just completely and utterly screwed up your day, just by sight, and no one can fix it.

Perry David Kohrs is a jerkoff.

having qualities that evoke the urge to masturbate

Mark: Hey, have you guys see 2 girls and a cup?

Jason: Is it jerkoffable?

Mark: If you're into that stuff....

A douche bag who despite there cockiness and outward appearance is a secret fag and an obvious moron.

That jerkoff only dates slags.

a real jackass, messes with other people for their own amusement

guy 1: hey that guy beat me up for no reason

guy 2: that guy is a jerkoff