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Jellies I'd like to fuck. Especially two next to each other which look a bit like a pair of fruity boobies.

Sod the ice cream, I'll just have some of that lovely strawberry jilf and a tissue please!

Jack I'd like to fuck

What a Jilf, i'm sure he's a goer

Janitor I'd like to fuck

Man, that new janitor sure is a jilf

A foxy looking Hebrew with wide hips for continuing the faith.

AePi Bro #1: Who's the smokin' JILF?
AePi Bro #2: That's my sister.
Bro #1: I'd like to show her my 'Woody Allen'
Bro #2: Dude....she's 14. Not cool.

Jew I'd Like to Fuck

Oh man, did you see that JILF? That's the biggest bonkin' nose I've seen all year!

Jilf stands for “Jew I’d Like to Fuck”. The more Hebrew, the better. Examples of prominent Jilf’s in current pop culture include Jake Gyllenhaal, Drake, and most importantly, Mort from Family Guy.

“Hey, are you guys still going to muffin night today?”

“Yes, but we have to invite Liam, bro. He’s such a Jilf,

“No kippah, but he can’t come because today’s Hanukkah.”

Janitor I would like to fuck.

Damn, that is a hot Jilf mopping the floor!!