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jiss

We've all seen a jiss I'm sure. Also known as the gusher, the squirter, the juicer. This term is used for when a woman, gets butt nekkid squats down and ejaculates a hugely long triumphant ribbon of clear pisslike and jizzlike liquid during orgasm. However... its not jizz... its not piss.... ITS JISS

"I had this girl over the other night and damn i got JISSED on!"

by becy September 07, 2005

Jiss

The worst possible kiss you can get from a girl in which she just sucked your dick and her mouth is full of jiz then she kisses you.

My girlfriend just gave me a jiss last night. It tasted like I just sucked my own dick

by The Chocolate Leopard April 11, 2010

Jiss

When you urinate, after sexual intercourse or masturbation in which you have achieved ejaculation, Jiss is the chunky-ish white semen left over that gets shot out while said urination is taking place.

Guy#1: Dude this morning sex was great! Guy#2: I know! Only, I had a large amount of Jiss shoot out, bounce of my toilet into my eye.

by ICP is the gayyest November 21, 2009

Jisse

Really big pp boy

Wow jisse you have really big pp mannn

by Tijn is niet leuk September 09, 2021

Jiss

1. Dyslexic way of spelling jizz 2. A bloke I know

Jess is such a jiss stain

by Ballripper March 06, 2019

Getting Jissed

The act of losing a battle, losing thy dignity, and getting your ass politely handed to you

"Michigan beating Ohio State? Hell yeah!" "Talk about getting JISSED, am I right DUDE?"

by intellect_eagle July 09, 2019

Jisse

Small pp boi

Hey Jisse ur pp smol

by Lompnnonwon February 03, 2020