A fork of Rural Dictionary
We've all seen a jiss I'm sure. Also known as the gusher, the squirter, the juicer. This term is used for when a woman, gets butt nekkid squats down and ejaculates a hugely long triumphant ribbon of clear pisslike and jizzlike liquid during orgasm. However... its not jizz... its not piss.... ITS JISS
"I had this girl over the other night and damn i got JISSED on!"
When you urinate, after sexual intercourse or masturbation in which you have achieved ejaculation, Jiss is the chunky-ish white semen left over that gets shot out while said urination is taking place.
Guy#1: Dude this morning sex was great! Guy#2: I know! Only, I had a large amount of Jiss shoot out, bounce of my toilet into my eye.
The act of losing a battle, losing thy dignity, and getting your ass politely handed to you
"Michigan beating Ohio State? Hell yeah!" "Talk about getting JISSED, am I right DUDE?"