A fork of Rural Dictionary
a word used out of frustration. can be replaced by fuck or shit.
that stupid jizuming test was hard as a jizum.
Cum; A male gamete or reproductive cell.
DAMN I got Jonathan's jizume all over my hand! Jizume is Kayla's play-doh Jizume is like a slap in the face The bitch got juzume all up in her grill.
cum, seamen, sperm, orgasm, juice (or n e thing else you can think of)
dawg, im squirtin my jizzy jizum!
'Jizum' - literal translation is seamen, spunk, cum, man juice, etc. Monkey is self explanatory. However a 'Jizum Monkey' - is a person who essentially is full of energy, smiles a lot, bounces off the walls, to the point of annoyance - but this is generally an affectionate insult / name rather than a term used to insult someone for derogatory means. Jizum monkey was used in the UK British TV sitcom 'Game On'. The character, Matthew Malone used it to insult Martin Henson, a ginger haired banker.
Pascal is a jizum monkey. Get off my bouncy castle you fucking jizum monkey! Rachel - your such a jizum monkey - but i love ya. Jon insited that he was not a jizum monkey, but more of a skunk-pussy.