A fork of Rural Dictionary
a shorter term used to describe a jock and a nerd combined.
usually refers to a jock who is hardworking, but still does not get good grades.
Ryan: I must finish writing my 12 page essay for PE!
Mera: You are such a jord!
Ryan: OMG! I forgot to do the science reflection!
Sarah: You don't have to do it.
Ryan: What ever. I am so going to work on it while I'm playing soccer.
Sarah: What a jord.
1). To do an impossible feat with ease.
2). When something completely unexpected happens and only the doer isn't surprised.
Example 1
Ryan: "Hey did you see Lebron James make that buzzer beater?"
Mike: "Ya! He Jords in big games."
Example 2
Brett: "Wow, what the Jord just happened?"
Jorde; a no good lying dirtbag of man who's only contribution to society is being a burden. A jorde will swindle, extort, and con at every chance possible. 100% of what passes a jorde's lips is pure Bullshit. A jorde never has any of their own funds no matter what they tell you there always Broke.Jorde's are also known for molesting livestock of all shapes and sizes.
"That SOB is a Jorde you gotta watch him, he'll take ya for every cent you got if ya let him"
"They caught that fuckin jorde down at the livery again, standing on a bucket just going to town on that poor old Blind Lahma, poor fella don't even know wtf is going on just stands there chewin away in total obliveian"
the best boyfriend you could have, his ideal partner is a patricia together they make the perfect couple
Look, Jordely is doing incredible things with air conditioning.
He is an incredible super intelligent boy with multiple abilities. He is tall. The best boyfriend in the world. The best son, best brother and best friend.
Oh look it’s jordely he’s Amazyn