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jovi

To flake; the act of flaking; to make commitments to an event, but decide to drop out at the last moment, usually because of inexplicable or convoluted reasons that just don't make sense.

A: Hey Cindy, I thought you had a dinner date with Lorraine or something like that.

B: Yeah, I thought so too, but then she pulled a jovi on me.

by runintoluck September 30, 2010

jovi

Started in the 90's, term meaning to want to sell one's mom and drugs, also can be slang for fat ass idoit mother F**ker

"You are a Jovi!" says bob,
"am not" says Harry

Harrys last name is Dick

by TomTom November 12, 2004

jovi

1. Abbreviation for Bon Jovi

2. Nickname for an awesome person

1. Dude, did you hear Bon Jovi last night?

2. Oh man, you did all that today? You're such a Jovi

by 1337winner March 07, 2010

Jovie

One of the best people you'll ever meet. She's sweet, kind, and everything nice! Jovie brightens everyone else's day with her funny jokes and overall beautiful personality.

Jovie: h-

Everyone: JOVIE WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!

by liyahxyz February 04, 2019

Jovi

Jovi is a fun, loving, and caring person. She can be hyper and crazy at times. She’s always there for you if you need her.

Amanda: Omg your such a Jovi
Carol: Awe thanks so much

by Amanda Potts February 20, 2019

Jovie

An absolutely beautiful girl, but everytime you try to get her to notice you by showering her in complements she doesn't realize that you love her. But she is an incredibly talented, intelligent, artistic, and friendly girl.

Hey Jovie, you look nice today, "Her," Oh thanks I put it together myself.

by I love Jovie March 19, 2020

Jovi

The epitome of amazing

Eugene:Bob you are so cool!
Bob:I think you mean I am a Jovi

by KillaJack799 April 17, 2017