A fork of Rural Dictionary
a juggahoe is a fake wannabee ass juggalo who really aint no ninja. he or she act like they are down with the clown but dont know shit. might be so fake that the juggahoe probably listens to feminem.
someone who says they listen to icp and dont know who twiztid or blaze is. cant name a song or a cd.thats what a juggahoe is, a fake ass juggalo who is a biotch!juggahoes lick bull nuts for breakfast.
People who call real juggalos juggahos are juggahos, and posers. If you think that ppl are juggahoes cuz they listen to Eminem that also makes u a hipocrit, cuz u yourself is a juggahoe. I know juggalos who listen to only psychopathic records, everything, only ICP, and a lot of Eminem. Use of the word 'wigger' makes u a juggaho as well because ICP talks about Anti-Racial and Anti-Prejudice matter, look up the definition of bigot. fuckin juggahoes .
Eric- you gay wigger, you'll never be a kool juggalo like me. you probably listen to feminem.
Jesse- occasionally i do listen to Eminem, Im not a wigger, and u are a complete juggaho.
fuck juggahoes.
The "clever" modification to the term "Juggalo".
See where they went with that?
Instead of Jugga~LO, something anyone with self respect would take pride in, and not a totally retarded thing to be called,
(hold on. It gets more complicated, so pay attention. Because just when you think they're gonna go one way, POW!)
they say Jugga~HO.... which totally turns it into something stupid.
Like all of a sudden, you think: Hey! I just got insulted! I was going for Jugga~LO and they totally blew my mind and said Jugga~HO! Haha!...heh, It totally sounded like Juggalo until the end of the word! I was totally OWNED!
That's right,
Now, through the magic of wordplay only previously attainable by the scathing rapier-wit of a second grade playground fight, the once majestic title of Juggalo has now become the most degrading of insults, absolutely unlike the way it was before
....not stupid.
I hereby cite the case of Pot vs. Kettle in the infamous "You're black" hearings of 1604-now.
and
The case of puke vs. shit in the now heavily publicized "You stink" trial of 1973.
HATCHITZ_334:
yall just a juggaho ill fuck ur moms dick and lauph while i kill u wit my hatchit held hi!!!11!
Me:
...So, does this mean that I don't get to paint my face like a twit, hang out with a group of pot smokers with a full set of teeth and odd number of toes between them, listen to two grown men dressed like fools, rhyme poorly about a magical circus of retards who judge people based on some idiotic pseudo-religion who's tenets are primarily scribed in the liner notes of a handful of CDs!?!
JuggaletteJenny13:
You know, just because some juggalos (READ: 90%) are illiterate morons doesn't mean there isn't a genius juggalo out there.
(who gets off on such brilliant lyrics like "Bitch you's a ho, and ho you's a bitch. Everybody knows that you's a funky bitch." or "You're the ugliest bitch I know, but I'd still fuck you, red neck ho." or "Great Milenko gave me three wishes, that night I fucked three fat bitches!)
a subspecies of the infamous juggalo. they are, as our generation likes to call them, "wannabe" juggalos. there is some confusion to the laymen about what this is sometimes. the fact is that anyone who wants to be "down wid da clown" is neither reputable nor intelegent. thus they are intrinsicly the same.
i sent three juggahos to jail and another has AIDS. my day is good.
comination of juggalo and hoe.
a very insane person that is a hoe
"Man did you see Martha Stewart work that meat? Man she was doin' it like a juggahoe"
hobos with other hobo friends who wear
make up and masturbate to kiddie porn
that juggaho sure looks hungry.... don't feed it Ethal he will rape you and his friends will jump you because they have no real life and cant fight one on one because their bitches.