Country Dictionary

If you were born on July 4th you have a fucking awesome birthday

Wow that girl is so lucky to be born on July 4th

If this is your birthday you are the greatest human in the world. You are stunning and no one compares to you , July is the best month of the year. July 4th is national bad b day

She is sexy and was born on July 4th .

The day we get drunk and light stuff on fire to celebrate America's independence.

July 4th

The international day of the slurpee, the day where you must order a slurpee and take a picture exactly like alexie and after yeet it on your friend

Hey Mark, it's July 4th.*mark runs*

The one day of the year we all forget how shitty our country and by extension our government is.

HAPPY JULY 4TH!

Independence Day

The Independence celabration happened on July 4th because the horses were to slow to make it happen on the same day as the signing of the document on July 1st. Therefore it took place on July 4th, to give the horses enough time to get to California.

Most American day of the year!

July 4th is almost here!!!!!!!! 3 more days!