A fork of Rural Dictionary
Describes anything that is awesome or worth praise.
You met Fred Segal, thats kablamo.
Your mouthwash being gargly, thats kablamo.
Your water being watery, thats kablamo.
Your jello being wobbly, thats kablamo.
Meeting Gilbert Godfrey., thats kablamo
If you're harlem globtrotery, thats kablamo.
When your fluids are bodily, thats kablamy.
kablamo is actually a gang made of two girls that are so hardcore they make your momma jealouse. i mean they srsly make you want to punch babies.
kelli and brittany are so kablamo.
Another way of saying something is cool, (made popular by TLI www.thelonelyisland.com in the movie entitled "White Power") because they are cool. no pun intended. Another variation of KABLAMO by Ardy is JAMMERRIFIC.
Jorm: "I made you some pottery!"
Kiv, Ardy: "Not Ka-blamo!"
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so if something isn't cool, you just say:
"That's so NOT ka-blamo!"
or just "Not Kablamo" as above.
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If something is cool, for example eating peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, you would say:
"That's kablamo!"
Can also be spelled ka-blamo. Kablamo = awesome. According to Andy Samberg, Jorma Taccone, and Akiva Schaffer of The Lonely Island.
If you just won the lottery, that's kablamo... but if you majored in pottery, that's not kablamo.
when you're mining for coal and you forget what coal is... and you're sure to be fired because that's your job.
"You dissed Fred Segal, and everybody knows. HA HA HA HA HA! You're not Kablamo!"