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A super nice, cute guy with a gorgeous smile who will never realise when chicks like him. talented, funny and a general great friend. super funny to get slammed with.

"wow you like him?"

"yeah, i can't help it. it's a shame he's such a Kainen about it."

A pretty cool guy who loves to have fun, and loves to please people. He is super smart, and loves the outdoors.

"Man that guy is really hot and smart"

"Yeah, he's totally a Kainen"

Has A Big Ol' KAK

Kainen got a big ol' kak

Funny, Smart, Good Friend, Multi Personally Person.

Some Guy-"Kainen Is Such A Good Guy"

A dirty kainen is when someone sticks their penis in the snow till it freezes and then sticks it inside of his girlfriend/boyfriend

"I gave my girlfriend a dirty kainen last night it was hot"

A dirty kainen is when some one bleaches their pubes and then proceeds to smoke copious amounts of crack while humping a snow-orphan.

"man I had the best dirty kainen last night it was snow fun!"

The Idiot's name that made this definition and waste time on this then doing Collegework.

Teacher: Kainen, are you working put the formula of Carbon Dioxide?

Kainen: Huh? Yes I am!

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