A fork of Rural Dictionary
A really badass person who will not hesitate to devour your kinfolk and then proceed to make love to 20 virgins. Also can just mean badass.
Damn, after beating up all those biker gangs I feel like such a Kalu.
Said: (kah-loo) A Sri-Lankan word, meaning black As in the colour black, Also a common Sri-Lankan name for a black cat... as spot is common for a dog (in English)
Guy 1: Hey whats your cats name Guy 2: Kalu Guy 1: Huh? Guy 2: It's Sri Lankan for black....
A black malu.......see malu. Usually really dark. Representing all malu wanting to be black. Dress like ganters. Ghetto prep or black. Always representing the malu culture.
Man.... im such a kalu malu.... that nukka ain't got nothing on me. Where's my mango juice joe?
Extremely local lingo that translates to cake. This definition is only for items classified as cakes.
Today, there will be one big Kalu for this party.