A fork of Rural Dictionary
Consecutively double faulting three or more times during a game of tennis. May also refer to a number of variants all involving failure during a game of doubles specifically - repeatedly slamming easy balls into the net, awkwardly jumping in the way of a team mates ball and instigating an uncoordinated unforced error, missing the ball entirely, or performing a poor man's version of the Van Damme splits while sliding and then holding the general lower back region. This is accompanied by profuse swearing (usually in the form of an f-bomb), complaining, and/or blaming inanimate objects and non-existant environmental factors such as 'the wind'. These factors (and others such as breaking things and wiring things up wrong) inherently exist regardless of whether there is a tennis game going on, yet they are an essential component to truly Kaspering something.
(After someone unnecessarily jumps in, and rather poorly, does something that you had covered and were all over): "Wow, you sure Kaspered that one!" Person 1: "Dude, the server's not working." Person 2: "Yeah, it's been Kaspered". (After someone excessively complains about something, for example, complaining the whole way while running 10km): "You sir, are the Kasper of running".
Pulling a Kasper refers to a sort of dance, mid dance floor. You make this dance by sticking out your pelvis and by putting both hands on your hips you try and look as drunk as you can, sometimes even making this manuever with a full cockatil in your one of your hands. Thus trying to attrack members of the opposite sex for a "one night stand". This dance has a high rate of success.
If it gets late enough I might have to just sack up and make a kasper on the dancefloor.
Kasper is one of a kind. A person everyone wants to be friends with. He is not only charming but also mysterious, with his green-grey eyes, dark hair and tanned skin that make you fall in love with him easily. His strong sense for good taste, delicious food, empathy and political correctness make him a very nice-to-be-around person. He is not only the smartest guy you will get to know in this entire universe but also the most endearing one. This "treasure", which is the true meaning of the name was born to be very successful when going his own way. 🔥
Blonde girl: "Have you met Kasper already?" Her friend: "yes, he is adorable! He is so helpful with everything" Blonde girl: "I know, that's why he's become irresistible to me" 🙈