A fork of Rural Dictionary
verb. To eat an entree from a fast food restaurant immediately after eating an entire meal at another fast food restaurant.
Dude, we totally pounded a number three at Hardee's and then Kelbyed it with a corndog from Sonic. McDonalds was awesome, but I could totally Kelby some Wendy's right now.
(N.) very great man who is extremly funny and has a huge penis. usually found mac'in on some babe. also known as k-slab.
"that guy over there is hogging all the babes!" "yeah hes such a kelby"
noun (kelb -ie) -when you make a stupid mistake or stupid remark! - usually stupid or blonde people make these comments
example 1 friend 1: oh i though you could get high of tinfoil friend 2: um....NO stupid friend 1: oh opps... friend 2: wow...you just pulled a "kelby" example 2 friend 1: hey i bet if you'll find the word gullible on this Doritos's bag friend 2: okkie friend 1: she suchs a "kelby"
snorlax looking creature who enjoys playing video games, listening to never shout never, drinking alcohol, and eating blue waffles. kelby's dialogue consists of the phrases "nope, you would, ohhhmyyygoddd, and of course...0k' "
(how a convo would go if a girl was asking out the kelby creature): girl: "hey kelby, i need to talk to u about something" kelby: "ohhhhmyyyygodddd" girl: "so...i was wondering if u wanted to go out with me?" kelby: -shakes head repeatedly- and says "nope nope nope" girl: cries kelby: "you wouuld"
Someone who is kind and cares about everyone. She is friends with most people she meets. She won’t date till she is sixteen. She wants to be organized, clean and she cares about school. She absolutely wants to find that one best friend. She is worth everything. If you love her wait for her. Kelby is worth it. And she is the best person you will ever meet.
Damn that girl, Kelby she is so fucking nice!