A fork of Rural Dictionary
Sour, spoiled or just plain miserable. Kered is internationally hated and despised by many Mexicans.
My goodness you are very Kered today.
Little petite girl that'll rock your world. If you get a keree you better hold on to her.
A partisan hack, idealist, elitist pompous douche, who thinks anything even remotely conservative is evil, and anything liberal is great. Will blatantly stereotype anything it doesn't like, such as religion, but cry foul at any stereotypes on subjects it supports, such as minorities, welfare, and communism.
keres: NO BLOOD FOR OIL!
normal person: The war isn't about oil though...
keres: YOU'RE JUST A REPUBLICAN RACIST WHO LOVES WAR!
To ker is to introduce two close, even intimate, friends from completely different spheres of your life, and watch them fall madly in love, within days.
Person A: Wait, isn't that your office mate and your second grade teacher off making out in the corner?
Person B: Yeah, I had a barbecue for my birthday, and invited a bunch of different people who knew me, and before I knew it, I was kering half the people there. My racketball buddy ended up with my dentist, too...
Person A: Wow, a double-kerin at one party? AWESOME!
Arguing over a butane-lighter issue, such as who drained off all the fluid, who should pay for a replacement lighter, etc.
I don't smoke and I try to avoid hanging out with those folks who do, so I mostly avoid da endless bouts of bic-kering dat seem to accompany said nicotine-inflamed-nerved individuals.