A fork of Rural Dictionary
Kevin Durant, Kevin Durant, Kevin Durant I just pee my pant
Bob: Kevin Durant
Fred: Kevin Durant
Sharon: *dies of old age*
to leave your team and join the team you can't beat
I want to win but my team is very weak, I want to Kevin Durant
Leaving a losing team to go to a winning team and being a little bitch
Cody: "My team is so bad I want to Kevin Durant"
Anthony: "It's ok bro I'm a Kevin Durant too"
Nathan: "Everyone calls me a Kevin Durant"
When confronted with a great conflict, your goal should be to not only find the path of least resistance, but somehow run from the conflict in a way where you now join the conflict originally being caused. A lack of integrity & honor is common in those that search for this path.
John: So, what are you going to do about those bully's that have been hurting you after school?
Fredo: I think I have the answer, I'm sick of getting my butt kicked by those two guys.
John: I know, those Cartwright brothers are a mean bunch.
Fredo: I'm gonna ask if their family can adopt me.
John: What? What are you talking about, you have a mom and dad!
Fredo: I'm sick of getting beat up, I want to Kevin Durant-It, you know, like he did in the NBA.
John: Oh man, I dunno about that.
Fredo: I do.
John: You won't pick on me then, will you?
to leave your team and join the team that you can't beat and so you can get a ring
I want a ring so I pulled a Kevin Durant