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only known for his huge hair but everyone thinks hes completely fuckable anyways
keyshawn looks like a dog with lice.
Your loving BFF and will spam you with many texts and doesnt like to be mistreated and ignores people on the phone sometimes because whos knows what. Keyshawn is a caring person who cares more about the other person when actually that person cares about Keyshawn more than he does. EVERYONE loves Key .Too smart for a freshman is king at fortnite. BFF Key will have many interests as you do too. Keyshawn is your true friend.
An awesome guy who can rock your world,yet very shy...He can turn that frown,upside down....He usually is in an orgi of women....He also is very athletic and kicks ass in football...
Hooker: I feel sad...
Keyshawn: Don't worry this oughta make you better...
Hooker: Yay a condom!!!
A typical Black male that is lit, have designer clothing, have dry lips, have nappy hair, but he pulls all the ladies.
I wish I was Keyshawn
Keyshawn is usually a person who is kick ass at football and gets a lot, and I mean a lot of girls. Keyshawn is usually small but likes to fight and thinks he’s big
Girls: OMG it’s keyshawn should we ask him out.👀
Keyshawn: sorry, I’m married to the game🏈.
The whitest black person you'll ever meet, but don't tell him this, as he will go from 0 to Salt factory real quick. Plays football and claims to be better at everything than you.
Hey Keyshawn, why you being so salty about the jokes?